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Tuesday February 21, 2006
Smell, taste, and feel.
I was heading towards the kitchen to get my dishes washed when I unmistakably detected THE B.O. also known as body odor or bo-dor (pronounced as boulder). Weird. I don't remember myself having that particular problem and the only other existence in the vicinity is my beloved brother. I don't recall him having bo-dor either.. but but but... I JUST HAD TO WALK CLOSER TO FIND OUT!!! Guilty guilty! I nearly died on the spot, so I semi-tossed my unwashed bowl into the sink and ran to my room to grab my camera to snap a few pictures of the guilty one (he's a clean freak by the way).
The skunk who has yet to notice my snapshot activity behind him.
When he finally noticed. He was like "Oi oi!" (the same moment he found out I detected the bo-dor)
My poor poor brother must be obsessive-compulsively scrubbing his skin off in his bathroom now after my evil doing. To protect his dignity, I have to proclaim once again that he's a clean freak and today's bo-dor that he produced is definitely a "freak accident".
In other news, I nearly broke my jaw eating corn. Sad, but true. Blame it on the multitasking. I was joyfully eating my corn and my soup, in front of the pc, simultaneously chatting, and attempting to play some target game from Neopets, when I suddenly felt my jaw click and semi-dislocated! (ok I'm exaggerating) But yea, I heard a sound and I felt something. Bad corn, bad.
The fuckin' corn. (kinda looks like a circumsized penis)
In other other other news, I had to walk through my carpark like a fisherman and drive my vehicle like a speedboat for close to a week because it has been raining cats and dogs here in KL which caused a massive flood in the carpark. The picture below was taken 2 days after the abso-fuckin-lutely massive flood to a point where they had to close the carpark and some cars were even flooded on the interior.
The dudes in blue were trying to scoop out the water.
Posted by snowism at 09:20 PM | Comments (0)
Thursday February 16, 2006
NEWS FLASH!
My dear boobies and dicks,
I have updated my photo gallery. Feel free to check it out! Some of you are featured there (you'll be surprised!). If you feel that you've missed a few of my previous blog updates, do not hesitate to check out the archives.
Love,
Everest
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Wednesday February 15, 2006
The tech of spring cleaning.
Below is the result of the return of my personal tech baby from Australia. Goodbye to spongebob-looking dust, clogged fans (I think I have 8 fans in my CPU altogether, or is it 10), congestion, and unknown errors. Hello to a quieter CPU and smoother game play/ multitasking.
One of the many things you should do to your CPU.
He really looks much better without the weird look and "sakai" hairstyle. Honestly.
Try not to dirty my room. haha :P
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Tuesday February 14, 2006
Gimmick of love.
I never really cared too much for Valentine's cos if you look at the big picture, it's pretty damn lame, a complete waste of money and a sad excuse for some poor poor girlfriends or wives to finally get a valentine's fuck or at least a hint of love from their partners (applies to men too). As usual, I got shitloads of forwarded valentine's messages from unknown numbers or at least some who tried to make their mass messaging sound a little personal, but come on, I haven't spoken or seen them in years. In the midst of obsessive compulsive mass texting, I received ONE GOOD TEXT MESSAGE that was at least (although most probably forwarded) of a certain class and it got my attention, so I replied. Below's the message I got:
*A sparrow was in love with a white rose. One fine day, the sparrow proposed to the white rose. The rose replied, "I will love you forever." The sparrow then tore his body apart and slowly spread his blood on the white rose and she turned red and fell in love so deeply but then the sparrow was gone. This is love. Happy Valentine's Day.*
Although it sounded a little retarded at some parts in terms of language, I got the concept and somehow or rather, it metaphorically gave me a whiplash of impression. Maybe it's the fact that the rose was white before it turned red and I can somehow relate to the white rose and the blood. It would've been lovelier if it's a crow instead of a sparrow and I would have ended the story with the rose turning black and fading away. Lovely, how lovely.
I was asked by several people regarding my plans for today. I answered, "I'm gonna get the rest of my faulty car fixed, buy gym pants, paint or write (if I feel like it) and play computer games (if it's not too late)."
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Friday February 03, 2006
The sum up (Part II)
Chinese New Year, Chinese New Year.
Firstly, I was actually quite glad that I had a minor dental surgery which was an excuse that worked perfectly well when parents and relatives tried to overdose me with mandarin oranges and an overweight amount of assorted cookies which looked very very yummy but, no thanks.:) It was indeed quite sickening to be eating porridge everyday but at least I managed to keep a sane diet despite the fact that I was absolutely intoxicated for a few nights.
Below are some of the common lines and greetings I got from most people:
1) Wow, you've lost a lot of weight. You look great now. (yea, finally you noticed me. fuckers)
2) Oh, you're teaching now? *accommodated with a weird screwed up expression*
3) So your students must really "love" you. (I don't know, go ask them)
4) So, how's life? (well, what do you know about life. stop asking that stupid question.)
5) Is your hair really THAT BLACK?
6) So, when are you getting married? or Are you married or something? (what a bunch of wankers)
7) Are thick BLACK eyeliners the trend or the in-thing now? (one more of that question, I would've fuckin' snapped.)
8) Why did you cut your pretty long hair? (cos' I fuckin' wanted to)
9) So, do you go clubbing a lot? (I lock myself in the house and write. No, seriously.)
... and so the list goes on.. There was too much drama, too much unnecessary stress and noise pollution, in my sad opinion. I was asked a lot of times by my friends about my CNY and most of the time, all I said was, "I'm not a very festive person." I'm not exactly the grinch, but I'm just not very into celebrating when there's a tremendous increase of death, lines get clogged up, people you don't fuckin' know message you all of a sudden forwarding the same ol' greeting everyone is forwarding around, having to wear red and the whole city or town goes all "bad-fashioned" (beep beep, fashion police, fashion police). Colors practically screamed for attention everywhere I went with ultra red, pink, yellow, orange..yada yada.
God, I nearly fainted in a Chinese restaurant back in my hometown as I entered because the noise was just insane (overlapping my thoughts), colors were clashing, people were laughing (most of them do not even know what they're laughing about), people so called "reunite" when they most probably forget or backstab the same person they hugged 2 seconds ago.
Pretentious, pretentious.
Posted by snowism at 11:25 PM | Comments (0)
The sum up.
When I finally came home last night, I ran to Ice (my PC) and kissed her like a mad woman. I exclaimed, "Rise baby, come alive!"
Yep, I am back in KL after a long, tiring and intoxicating Chinese New Year. Fuck, speaking of which, I forgot to sabotage a few bottles of Black Label from my dad. I will call him right after this.
I will write a summarised version of the whole celebration in my next post as I am rushing to get my ass off work. Run bitch, run!
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