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Wednesday January 11, 2006
I need a translator here.
My friend received an email this morning and it was kind of hilarious. Names have been X-ed out to protect the innocent (there's none guilty anyway). Enjoy.
"Good evening! Mr. XXXX.
This is XXXX.
Now at my home in JAPAN.
Today is holiday also I was climbing at always rock climbing area near my house.Very cold because fallen snow!I feel dear climbing in THAILAND.
Now in JAPAN is abnormal weather,many snow falling become human killing.Because fallen snow crush houses.
Snow is falling little is goodness, but such many falling is disagreeable.
I like warmly than cold,such like THAILAND,MALAYSIA.
Thank you good climbing in TON SAI.
If you coming JAPAN, please call me! And if I go to MALAYSIA ,Can I call you OK?
Then I pleasure to climbing with you in THAILAND again! May be I go to THAILAND for climbing on one or two years later.
GIVE MY REGARDS.
XXXX "
Posted by snowism at January 11, 2006 12:44 PM
Comments
Kipipoo Snow !
Fetss blurghhie tik tik ni-ah cha : ) Bus shoompah gook ram hicc zoodat MATCH! Wooo phireeq miap piap email d3kcy1@gmail.com?
Fuzdukragh,
Daniel Chong
Posted by: Daniel at January 11, 2006 07:39 PM
wow, i never thought there will come a time where i have such communication barriers. :P
England English only, boy. You understand England English?
Posted by: snow at January 12, 2006 08:21 AM
Dear Ms. Snow,
Did you mean to say ‘British English’;P Alas, I see my mastery of the Xzherkruxian language did not amuse you as much as Japanese English. Ah well it was silly I must admit. Okay, I’ll do my best to speak the Queen’s English but you know lah, growing up in Malaysia fucks up your linguistic skills.
Anyways, I came across your web profile and was led into the land of Snow. I’ve wandered around and I must say that you are an intriguing one. Besides English, I suspect that we both might have some more things to share, a left-brain and an open mind for example. Well, I hope we can find out.
Sincerely,
Daniel Chong
Posted by: daniel at January 12, 2006 04:28 PM
that is one flawless "mail aka. comment" i must say. bravo bravo. :) well then, i will send you a mail soon. was the email address you mentioned a real one?
Posted by: snow at January 13, 2006 01:25 PM
Flawless? Nolah!
Real? Most definately Ms. Snow.
Posted by: daniel at January 13, 2006 04:23 PM