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Tuesday January 10, 2006

Enlightenment of the day/week.

I looked at the menu and I was contemplating whether to pick "strawberry loh" or "honeydew loh". It didn't take a long time for me to realise that the strawberry thingy is 3 to 4 bucks more expensive and my friend said, "Aiyah, it's strawberry ma, sure more expensive lor". I was like WTF, mate. I told my friend, fine, I'm taking the same one as hers.

When my "honeydew loh" arrived, my oh my, it's an art piece of it's own. What a great contrast in colors and textures! I quickly alerted my friend about it and she stared at me like I was going bonkers and at the same time gave me the WTF look. I told her that I was glad I did not order the "strawberry loh" cos everything will end up lookin like hues of the same red and that would suck and they're charging more for a non contrasting and uninteresting looking food.

I took a few pictures of that fascinating diluted green thingy topped with a RED RED RED cherry. It was almost orgasmic. My god. If only everyone's tits can look like the visual below. Lovely, just lovely.

Later we were heading back to my car and we passed by a pirated dvd heaven and a completely new breed of existence caught my eye in the midst of common objects. It was totally out of the ordinary and I couldn't help but put my so called 1.3 megapixel camera phone to test. I stood there and snapped the object of existence like a lunatic and when I finally completed my task, I was happy to finally head home for some "deconstruction of existence" work. Refer to the visual below.

Stay tuned for a more shocking update on my discovery of the new "K squared supersonic speed formula." A ground breaking theory of such will definitely take some time.

Posted by snowism at January 10, 2006 09:30 PM

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